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 On a bag of Fritos: ”You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.” (The shoplifter special.) On some Swanson frozen dinners: ”Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (But it’s just a suggestion.) On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): ”Do not turn upside down.” (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: ”Product will be hot after heating.” On packaging for a Rowenta iron: ”Do not iron clothes on body.” (But wouldn’t this save more time?) On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine: ”Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” On most brands of Christmas lights: ”For indoor or outdoor use only.” (As opposed to what?) |
