Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better
programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come
to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and began.
They typed furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen,
for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the
competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the
electricity.

Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces
that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he
has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have
nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well, then,” says God, “Let us see if Jesus fared any
better.”
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in
vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from
the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’
program is intact! How did he do it?”
God chuckles, “Everybody knows Jesus saves.”

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