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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the  cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there,  Nancy?"  "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking  up," and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,   "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."

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Juggalo 4 Life said: _

  That was great
LMAO
March 04, 2008

Juggalo 4 Life said: _

  That was great
LMAO
March 04, 2008

Juggalo 4 Life said: _

  That was great
LMAO
March 04, 2008

?? said: _

  thatt jokes okk haha x
March 02, 2008

?? said: _

  thatt jokes okk haha x
March 02, 2008

?? said: _

  thatt jokes okk haha x
March 02, 2008

Mandy said: _

  this joke was very gay.
:side:
February 22, 2008
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