| Three Ministers and a Priest |
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 Three ministers and a priest played golf together every week. They decided to visit each other’s churches. So the following day, the three ministers showed up at an early morning mass at their friend’s church. There were no empty pews, so they stood in the back. When the priest saw them, he whispered to the little acolyte, “Get three chairs for the Protestants.” The boy looked stunned and sat down. The priest pointed in the back to where the clergy were standing and repeated, “Get three chairs for the Protes- tants!” The confused boy still stared back blankly. Exasperated, the priest said emphatically, “PLEASE! Get three chairs for the Protestants!” The dismayed acolyte stood before the congregation and announced, “Ladies and gentlemen. This is the first time it has ever been done in this church, but let’s all stand and give three cheers for the Protestants!” |
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