1. Random Quick Tips
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... for dinner, would you?" PARANOID X-FILE FANS! Make guests believe your flat might be bugged by running your hands under the tables and inside lampshades, then turning on the shower every ...

2. A Child’s Perspective
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...studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up. “You know, Grandpa,” she said, &l...

3. Big Jake’s Coming!
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...bar and observed the other clientele in the saloon. Suddenly the saloon door swung open, and a cowboy came running in yelling “Big Jake’s comin’!”  Within seconds the esta...

4. Bad day in Heaven
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...ch myself by my fingertips on the balcony directly beneath mine. Then all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment and starts cussing and stomping on my fingers! Well, of course, ...

5. Military warnings
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... it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies (And lastly) "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -- U.S.A. Ammo...

6. How To Piss People Off
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...; 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.    6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."    7. Reply to...